Aaah. another summer, another season...You what, £60 a season! Better start taking this seriously..Yeah right! I want to open the batting and the bowling, but i haven't been in the club long enough. Guess I'll settle for the erudite selections of our esteemed skipper, he's great, don't forget I bowl aswell H! 23rd season for the club and still lovin' it!!!!!!.
Anyway, what happened to all my catches from last season, did you give 'em to Tim?
Club nickname adjudicator and general fool, loud shirt wearing a speciality. Glad i saw that pic of me in Mr Ali's. cos i aint that fat no more! Thank the lord for liposuction and dysentry!!!
Blue eyed libran lookin' for love...am i on the right website?